sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

hetastuckforthewin:

mselenamilan:

perfectly-good-clean-wrist:

maweeessa:

perfectly-good-clean-wrist:

emmariru:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

I was a 00 when I was 9 months pregnant, and weighed on average 175 lbs. Women’s clothing sizes are WHACK. 

Interesting how she defends bigger people by insulting smaller people….

She’s insulting the brand and their ridiculously skewed clothing sizes…not the people that wear them

She made negative comments towards people who are a size 0.

To people who think that Ellen shamed naturally thin people to boost others, I don’t think you understood her point. She’s poking fun at the industry, and the people who created the size 00, not the people who wear 00 necessarily. She made negative comments toward the fact that people strive to be a size 0, and that in our day and age, instead of celebrating who a person is we judge others based on the size of their pants. She is a comedian, and yes, it is quite funny that 00 is a thing. DOUBLE ZERO. Double nothing. Is that the person wearing the pants’ fault- no. It’s the people who made the pants, it’s the fashion industry. The fact that they make these clothes in sizes that will only fit small frames, then tell people they’re not good enough if they’re not within the population that can fit in them. Please don’t think Ellen meant anything bad by this, she truly is a remarkable woman by even touching on the subject and making so many people feel wonderful about themselves on a daily basis.

Ellen is the best.

plussokka:

angrybrucie:

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL

how the FUCK did that wig go from terrible to glorious? HOW DID SHE GO FROM LOOKING GHOSTLY TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE. HOW HOW HOW.

do it to me so i can cosplay as katniss PLEASE.

HUUUAAAHHAHAHAHHUUUEEEEHHH EHHHHHXCVBCXBXC WHAAATTT

gallifreyan-pizza:

• X-Men
• Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
• Batman
• Star Trek 
• Star Wars
• And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

theannieplanet:

wearejohnlocked:

every-body-lives:

rose-9-10:

captkylej:

hopeyouhateit:

I HAD TO MAKE A GIF BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND ONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS
I JUST

You now realize that the reason that the angels didn’t get her here is because THE CAMERA COUNTED AS SOMEONE WATCHING THEM.

And the only time the angels moved was when sally blocked them from the view of the camera

This episode breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one.  This shows that even the audience can be part of a Doctor Who episode.  Whovians, you’ve always wanted to be in an episode.  ”Blink” was the first.  You also hear the Doctor talking to you about the statues.  The “Don’t Blink” speech we know by heart.  And…what about the angel in the window?  If Sally wasn’t looking at that one, then why didn’t it move?

Because we were watching it.

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE GIF THAT EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT ABOUT

(Source: ask-hitman-jones)

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

college

(Source: gamzeemakarababy)